.......in association with www.NewsBiscuit.co.uk

	GREAT TITS COPE WELL WITH WARMING (BBC NEWS)
	MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE (NEWPORT ARGUS)
	HOLY SHIITE SHRINE BOMBED (ABC)
	ZIP ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO (THE SUN)
	POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS (SOURCE UNKNOWN)
	SUPERCALEYGOBALLISTICCELTICAREATROCIOUS (SCOTTISH SUN)
	TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE, JURY HUNG (SOURCE UNKNOWN)
	SELF-PARKING CAR HITS THE SHOPS (BBC NEWS)